10:24 PM – Greetings from the home console, where I am watching the Rockets paste the L.A. Lakers (for now) 27-15 at the end of the first period. So far, only one Laker has come to play, and it’s not Kobe (it’s Lamar Odom).
10:33 PM – In my attempts to move the computer to a comfortabe position for my rear end, I disconnected the power cord three times (the battery, with a longer tenure in the laptop than Barack Obama has in Washington, is all but useless), so instead I’ve shifted the television to make it easier to blog from the desk. Rockets up 33-21.
10:35 PM – Good news: Vujajic is providing some energy for the Lakers. Bad news: he came in for Odom. Rockets up 37-23.
10:37 PM – Another Lakers jumpshot with no one in the paint to rebound. Rockets up 42-25. Phil calls timeout.
10:41 PM – The Rockets have been using Shane Battier to defend Kobe, and he’s “held” Kobe to less than 30 ppg for this series. Jeff van Gundy’s happy with his performance. I remember Battier at Duke, he was a rare player who stayed all four years. Good to see he is of some apparent use. TV timeout over; Rockets up 42-27.
10:44 PM – Jeff Van Gundy is talking about what players should do (in reaction to Dwight Howard throwing his brother Stan under the bus after Game 5 never mind, see 12:09 AM). Jeff owes his career to Patrick Ewing, who demanded JVG be made the permanent coach in 1997. JVG sounds like he appreciates it. Brother Stan had a good night (Magic came back to win Game 6; LeBron gets another two days off). As I’m waxing philospohical, no one has scored, but Odom has another rebound on the defensive end.
10:46 PM – Odom makes one of two free throws. Kobe misses a three; Odom manages to earn a loose-ball foul on the Rockets despite being boxed out, and makes one of two again. The Houston lead is 13.
10:48 PM – Another Laker miss, although this time Odom was at least trying for a rebound. Bad news for LA: Odom picks up two fouls in a minute. Then again, if anyone else played defense . . . Houston up 44-29 with 3:10 left.
10:51 PM – Bryant scores, then blocks Battier. Lakers don’t capitalize; Luis Scola does for Houston. Margin still 15. Kobe just got hit with a technical after locking up with Ron Artest, who took an elbow to the face and then ran away. JVG is not happy with the call.
10:52 PM – Kia’s hamster commercial makes me happy the South Korean voters will be stuck bailing them out. Meanwhile, JVG is still sounding off about “a legitimate elbow block.” I loved JVG when he was a coach, but what’s a “legitimate elbow.” Sure, it’s not a technical, but c’mon. Houston up 47-33; 2 minutes left.
10:57 PM – Farmar gets real sloppy with the ball. Odom makes a steal. JVG and Mike Breen still going on about the T (just about everybody agrees the T was a mistake; JVG has said nothing about the personal foul call, so I guess he’s OK with that). Mark Jackson says his old NBA buddies are “blowin’ up my phone” about the T. Houston up 49-34 with 37 seconds left.
10:59 PM – Kobe makes a slam; Brooks hits a three in response – and at the half, the Rockets are up 52-36. Since Houston opened the game with an 18-1 run, it’s been an even game, but Houston will take that all the way to LAX.
11:02 PM – In the five quarters I’ve been live-blogging them, the Lakers have been outscored 156-113.
11:05 PM – ESPN’s halftime show (excuse me, ESPN’s Toyota halftime show – hey, I like the Japanese people; they don’t deserve to get saddled with an auto bailout) replayed a post-T convo between Artest and Kobe. Artest, trying to justify the call, was showing how Kobe’s elbow made him bite his tongue. Kobe was unconvinced.
11:10 PM – Dominoe’s latest effort to ensure I never see the southside of 180 pounds again – bread-bowl pastas. I suspect they’ll succeed.
11:13 PM – Watching highlights of Celtics-Magic game. Howard had 23 points and 22 rebounds. Wow. After the game, he talked about defense and sounded much happier. Stan Van Gundy’s ability to regroup would be a lot more interesting but for the fact that all this game did was delay the inevitable LeBron march to the Finals by two days.
11:20 PM – The third quarter begins with another Laker’s one and done, but they get a quick two on a steal by Ariza.
11:22 PM – Ariza hits a three; Houston gets hit with an offensive foul, and Gasol hits a hook. Lakers cut it to 9.
11:23 PM – Ariza misses a three, but Gasol finally gives the Lakers an offensive rebound. Kobe gets fouled, will take two shots after the break.
11:27 PM – Kobe hits them both. Lakers have scored the first nine points of the half – but the Rockets just hit a two. The lead in nine (54-45).
11:28 PM – Kobe hits a three: Rockets’ lead down to six.
11:30 PM – Missed shots on both sides. Rockets’ ball.
11:32 PM – Lakers steal it. Gasol hits a two. A pair of turnovers. Scola misses a layup; Byrant draws a foul while shooting with three guys draped on him. Rockets lead by four with two Kobe free throws.
11:33 PM – Kobe hits both, pulls LA within two.
11:34 PM – Another Rockets turnover. LA misses a shot but gets the ball back on what looks like a bad call, then turns it over. Landry (Houston) gets the bucket and one. Lead is back to five.
11:35 PM – Kobe hits a J, Battier responds. Still a five-point game.
11:37 PM – LA turnover turns into a Houston three. Phil calls time. Rockets up 62-54 and seem to have righted the ship after LA’s 16-2 run to start the half.
11:41 PM – Ouch. The Boston Bruins just lost Game 7 at home in OT to Carolina. Given that Carolina used to be the Hartford Whalers, that’s a double-whammy for New England, on top of the Celtics’ Game 6 loss. Meanwhile, Farmar misses a three, but Houston returns the favor with an offensive foul.
11:42 PM – Brooks commits a hard foul on Kobe (although it looks like Brooks’ momentum in getting back on D was responsible for much of the force). Kobe hits both free throws. Lakers down 6.
11:44 PM – JVG: “This must be a tight spot; Phil Jackson is out of his seat!” I don’t think I’ve ever seen that. Meanwhile, Scola goes to the bank (it’s open); Kobe responds; Brooks gets a goaltend call on a layup (call was legit); Odom responds. Still six, two minutes left in third.
11:45 PM – Landry has a nice inverse layup; Farmar responds with a three. Lead is five.
11:46 PM – Artest and Gasol trade baskets. Houston up 70-65.
11:47 PM – Brooks goes over Gasol; LA misses a shot; Scola hits a J, and the third quarter ends with Houston ahead 74-65. Looks like LA will need another run to even this up.
11:50 PM – T-Mobile reruns its best Barkley/D-Wade ad – “Old School.” I’ve seen it umpteen times and it’s still funny.
11:53 PM – Odom starts the fourth quarter with another defensive rebound. Gasol scores. Rockets up 7.
11:54 PM – Landry responds. Rockets up 76-67.
11:56 PM – Kobe on the bench to start the fourth. LA’s gets three offensive rebounds before Odom slams it home. Then Odom blocks Landry, who picks up foul number three tying to get the rebound. But Farmar can’t hit the shot.
Midnight - Back from the break; they’re interviewing David Stern, my least favorite commissioner.
12:01 AM – Kobe is still on the bench. Interesting. Stern is asked for his favorite team, says, “I root for the officials.” JVG with some good-natured complaining about getting called out by Stern (“I don’t want to do anything to please Jeff van Gundy”). Artest hits a three at 7:30 left; lead is ten again.
12:03 AM – Gasol scores; Landry responds with a slam. 81-71 Rockets.
12:04 AM – Landry gets fouled by Odom, and it feels like it’s starting to slip away from the Lakers.
12:05 AM – Landry hits one of two. Odom hits a J. Margin is nine.
12:o6 AM – Artest misses a three; Odom gets another rebound (what is that, 50?), but LA turns it over. Time out with Houston up 82-73.
12:07 AM – No, freckle-face, I don’t think he wants whipped cream.
12:09 AM – Apparently Howard was upset he didn’t get the ball at the end of Game 5. I retract the he-threw-SVG-under-the-bus comment. He was right; he should have had the ball a lot more at the end of Game 5.
12:10 AM – They’re trading baskets (which is good if your Houston). Rockets up 84-75 with 3:56 left.
12:16 AM – Needed a Diet Coke to finish this off, which reminds me: Go ahead and tax cola, Mr. President; you’ll lose your young voters faster than New Coke lost market share 25 years ago. Meanwhile, Brooks hits two jump shots (the last one falling down) to go up 13 with three minutes left.
12:17 AM – At this point, I’m moving Cleveland ahead of LA as the favorites to win the title. Cleveland plays every night, and takes care of business (they have yet to lose a playoff game, meaning rather than take Game 4 off, they’ve closed the deal). LA has taken five quarters off – and that’s just in this series. Still 88-75, Landry to go to the line for Houston, 2:36 left.
12:20 AM – Landry hits one of two; Kobe banks one in. Margin is 12.
12:21 AM – At 2:09 left, the game is over. Lamar Odom, the only Laker who’s shown effort from the opening tip, has just fouled out. Brooks hits both free throws; Rockets up 91-77.
12:23 AM – Kobe misses his first free throw of the night; 91-78 with 1:44 left.
12:25 AM – Assuming LA doesn’t hit a few six-point shots (and since they don’t exist, that’s a good bet), Houston will be 2-1 since Yao got hurt. Impressive.
12:26 AM – Lakers not going into foul-at-will mode. Guess they’ve thrown in the towel. They do foul Brooks as he went to shoot. Two free throws later, it’s 93-78.
12:28 AM – Artest is fouled wth 46.8 seconds left. TO after he misses the first.
12:30 AM – Artest misses the second one, too. Lakers get an easy two.
12:31 AM – Wow. Not only is Yao out, but his would-be back-up (Dekembe Motumbo) was out for the season, too. They have no center and they’ve won two of three.
12:33 AM – And it’s over. Houston 95, LA 80. The Lakers never made it all the way back from being down 1-18. game 7 is Sunday. I’m with Mark Jackson: “I am never picking the Lakers again. I’m picking the Denver Nuggets, and I’m picking whoever (sic, but I may be remembering what he said inaccurately) comes out of the East.” Me too, Mark, me too.